THE TONGUE MUSCLE

The tongue serves it's purpose well not only as an acute sensory organ, but also as the strongest muscle in the human body. The tongue as a sex organ, as a stimulant to pre-intercourse, cannot be improved upon - even by the use of manual or electronic aid.

Nothing compares to the sensation of a tongue being slowly dragged across the flesh of your neck, or flicked across a hard nipple. Imagine a kiss without a tongue. Kiss whoever is closest to you - or if you are desperate - kiss your hand - sans tongue. I just did, and I can tell you the exercise seems pretty pointless - like a car without an engine. Most women, myself included, expect to be teased and stroked prior to the act, but the experience is heightened if the male is well versed in the art of 'tonguing'.

Nibble on my neck, my lips, or my ears, and you will get a reaction - but use your tongue on any of those places and you will ignite Vesuvius. On a stick. With knobs on. Follow the road downward and you will get a reaction of nuclear proportion. Stick around and you will witness a massive trajectory of fallout not expected from such a small and delicate reactor - and you haven't even started yet...

It is advisable to wear protective eye wear to shield yourself from these violent emissions of fallout as they will occur with increasing regularity and intensity. By flicking my clitoris repeatedly with your tongue, you effectively flip the switch that begins countdown for an explosion akin to that of the biggest atomic bomb ever created.

The digging of my fingernails into the flesh of your shoulders and the husky, breathless way in which I instruct you to go faster, slower, harder, or softer, will increase the dimensions of your erectile tissue and incite me to stimulate your sex with my tongue. I will flick and lick and suck and tease until I know you are ready, then I will straddle you and impale myself upon your hard cock, grinding myself hard against you, teasing you by running my tongue over my hot red lips until finally, I explode - and you are left wondering what hit you.

Use it well, and you will know what it is like to survive the H bomb. Use it in a perfunctory manner, or not at all - and I will continue to read my book, de-louse the cat, or file my fingernails.